Here We F*cking Go Again: 2026 Swear Calendar for Tired-Ass Women

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const TAG = "spz-custom-product-automatic"; class SpzCustomProductAutomatic extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); this.variant_id = 'dc2893ea-a47a-49c8-8737-837906bad982'; this.isRTL = SPZ.win.document.dir === 'rtl'; this.isAddingToCart_ = false; // 加购中状态 } static deferredMount() { return false; } buildCallback() { this.action_ = SPZServices.actionServiceForDoc(this.element); this.templates_ = SPZServices.templatesForDoc(this.element); this.xhr_ = SPZServices.xhrFor(this.win); this.setupAction_(); this.viewport_ = this.getViewport(); } mountCallback() { this.init(); // 监听事件 this.bindEvent_(); } async init() { this.handleFitTheme(); const data = await this.getDiscountList(); this.renderApiData_(data); } async getDiscountList() { const productId = '20bcf926-21d9-40b9-bc28-89d6e50299c2'; const variantId = this.variant_id; const productType = 'default'; const reqBody = { product_id: productId, variant_id: variantId, discount_method: "DM_AUTOMATIC", customer: { customer_id: window.C_SETTINGS.customer.customer_id, email: window.C_SETTINGS.customer.customer_email }, product_type: productType } const url = `/api/storefront/promotion/display_setting/text/list`; const data = await this.xhr_.fetchJson(url, { method: "post", body: reqBody }).then(res => { return res; }).catch(err => { this.setContainerDisabled(false); }) return data; } async renderDiscountList() { this.setContainerDisabled(true); const data = await this.getDiscountList(); this.setContainerDisabled(false); // 重新渲染 抖动问题处理 this.renderApiData_(data); } clearDom() { const children = this.element.querySelector('*:not(template)'); children && SPZCore.Dom.removeElement(children); } async renderApiData_(data) { const parentDiv = document.querySelector('.automatic_discount_container'); const newTplDom = await this.getRenderTemplate(data); if (parentDiv) { parentDiv.innerHTML = ''; parentDiv.appendChild(newTplDom); } else { console.log('automatic_discount_container is null'); } } doRender_(data) { const renderData = data || {}; return this.templates_ .findAndRenderTemplate(this.element, renderData) .then((el) => { this.clearDom(); this.element.appendChild(el); }); } async getRenderTemplate(data) { const renderData = data || {}; return this.templates_ .findAndRenderTemplate(this.element, { ...renderData, isRTL: this.isRTL }) .then((el) => { this.clearDom(); return el; }); } setContainerDisabled(isDisable) { const automaticDiscountEl = document.querySelector('.automatic_discount_container_outer'); if(isDisable) { automaticDiscountEl.setAttribute('disabled', ''); } else { automaticDiscountEl.removeAttribute('disabled'); } } // 绑定事件 bindEvent_() { window.addEventListener('click', (e) => { let containerNodes = document.querySelectorAll(".automatic-container .panel"); let bool; Array.from(containerNodes).forEach((node) => { if(node.contains(e.target)){ bool = true; } }) // 是否popover面板点击范围 if (bool) { return; } if(e.target.classList.contains('drowdown-icon') || e.target.parentNode.classList.contains('drowdown-icon')){ return; } const nodes = document.querySelectorAll('.automatic-container'); Array.from(nodes).forEach((node) => { node.classList.remove('open-dropdown'); }) // 兼容主题 this.toggleProductSticky(true); }) // 监听变体变化 document.addEventListener('dj.variantChange', async(event) => { // 重新渲染 const variant = event.detail.selected; if (variant.product_id == '20bcf926-21d9-40b9-bc28-89d6e50299c2' && variant.id != this.variant_id) { this.variant_id = variant.id; this.renderDiscountList(); } }); } // 兼容主题 handleFitTheme() { // top 属性影响抖动 let productInfoEl = null; if (window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Wind' || window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Flash') { productInfoEl = document.querySelector('.product-info-body .product-sticky-container'); } else if (window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Hero') { productInfoEl = document.querySelector('.product__info-wrapper .properties-content'); } if(productInfoEl){ productInfoEl.classList.add('force-top-auto'); } } // 兼容 wind/flash /hero 主题 (sticky属性影响 popover 层级展示, 会被其他元素覆盖) toggleProductSticky(isSticky) { let productInfoEl = null; if (window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Wind' || window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Flash') { productInfoEl = document.querySelector('.product-info-body .product-sticky-container'); } else if (window.SHOPLAZZA.theme.merchant_theme_name === 'Hero') { productInfoEl = document.querySelector('.product__info-wrapper .properties-content'); } if(productInfoEl){ if(isSticky) { // 还原该主题原有的sticky属性值 productInfoEl.classList.remove('force-position-static'); return; } productInfoEl.classList.toggle('force-position-static'); } } setupAction_() { this.registerAction('handleDropdown', (invocation) => { const discount_id = invocation.args.discount_id; const nodes = document.querySelectorAll('.automatic-container'); Array.from(nodes).forEach((node) => { if(node.getAttribute('id') != `automatic-${discount_id}`) { node.classList.remove('open-dropdown'); } }) const $discount_item = document.querySelector(`#automatic-${discount_id}`); $discount_item && $discount_item.classList.toggle('open-dropdown'); // 兼容主题 this.toggleProductSticky(); }); // 加购事件 this.registerAction('handleAddToCart', (invocation) => { // 阻止事件冒泡 const event = invocation.event; if (event) { event.stopPropagation(); event.preventDefault(); } // 如果正在加购中,直接返回 if (this.isAddingToCart_) { return; } const quantity = invocation.args.quantity || 1; this.addToCart(quantity); }); } // 加购方法 async addToCart(quantity) { // 设置加购中状态 this.isAddingToCart_ = true; const productId = '20bcf926-21d9-40b9-bc28-89d6e50299c2'; const variantId = this.variant_id; const url = '/api/cart'; const reqBody = { product_id: productId, variant_id: variantId, quantity: quantity }; try { const data = await this.xhr_.fetchJson(url, { method: 'POST', body: reqBody }); // 触发加购成功提示 this.triggerAddToCartToast_(); return data; } catch (error) { error.then(err=>{ this.showToast_(err?.message || err?.errors?.[0] || 'Unknown error'); }) } finally { // 无论成功失败,都重置加购状态 this.isAddingToCart_ = false; } } showToast_(message) { const toastEl = document.querySelector("#apps-match-drawer-add_to_cart_toast"); if (toastEl) { SPZ.whenApiDefined(toastEl).then((apis) => { apis.showToast(message); }); } } // 触发加购成功提示 triggerAddToCartToast_() { // 如果主题有自己的加购提示,则不显示 const themeAddToCartToastEl = document.querySelector('#add-cart-event-proxy'); if (themeAddToCartToastEl) return; // 显示应用的加购成功提示 this.showToast_("Added successfully"); } triggerEvent_(name, data) { const event = SPZUtils.Event.create(this.win, `${ TAG }.${ name }`, data || {}); this.action_.trigger(this.element, name, event); } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.CONTAINER; } } SPZ.defineElement(TAG, SpzCustomProductAutomatic);
class SpzCustomDiscountBundle extends SPZ.BaseElement { constructor(element) { super(element); } isLayoutSupported(layout) { return layout == SPZCore.Layout.LOGIC; } mountCallback() {} unmountCallback() {} setupAction_() { this.registerAction('showAddToCartToast', () => { const themeAddToCartToastEl = document.querySelector('#add-cart-event-proxy') if(themeAddToCartToastEl) return const toastEl = document.querySelector('#apps-match-drawer-add_to_cart_toast') SPZ.whenApiDefined(toastEl).then((apis) => { apis.showToast("Added successfully"); }); }); } buildCallback() { this.setupAction_(); }; } SPZ.defineElement('spz-custom-discount-toast', SpzCustomDiscountBundle);

Description

Are you a sweary woman, mom, or friend who appreciates perfectly placed cuss words like "shit" and "fuck"? This funny 2026 Wall Hanging Calendar is for you! Featuring TWO hilarious curse word quotes per month, this calendar will keep you laughing all year long. Perfect for white elephant exchanges, gag gifts, or just as a fun treat for the sweary women in your life, including friends, coworkers, and more!

Product Features:

  • Size: 9" x 12 (Vertical) – Large and easy to read
  • Design: 12 months with two hilarious swear quotes per month; includes one cover page and one back page, printed on single side (13 sheets in total)
  • Material: Made of coated paper
  • Weight: 185g
  • Easy Hanging: Comes with a hook for quick and simple hanging

Perfect Gift:

This 2026 swear word calendar makes an excellent gift for any sweary woman or mom who needs a little humor to get through the year. Whether it's for a friend, coworker, or a white elephant gift exchange, this calendar is sure to make them laugh!